Episode 73
Kicking it back to the eighties the boys bring you four minutes from
four hours of cover goodness with over sixty song clips from all over
the rock spectrum. Listen as Mike and Wade drool audibly over the Save
Ferris singer Monique Powell. Listen as the boys try and deal with
recording glitches. Listen as Wade tries to be Sargent Rock Hard. Listen
as Mike explains the similarity between Rufies and Celtic Thunder. All
of this and so much more can be found in this ginormous episode.
Listening to this podcast has been shown to cause increased definition
in your abs and to cure hiccups, enjoy this miracle audio elixir with
your friends and family.
Get It HereEpisode 72The boys are back in the afternoon because Wade is working overtime to
pay for more cds and roadtrips because ...well...he is awesome. They
welcome the return of trivia from Aaron after a long absence and they
bring some new songs from Joey Briggs, Lordi and Weezer. The Dungeoneers
drift back to the year 1992 and let you know what we thought the best
albums were from that year and play some songs from said albums. They
discuss Mike's Paul Gilbert spending eight songs for one hundred
dollars...yikes... and you cannot spend that much without hearing at
least one. All this and more can be yours and they promised that
listening to this podcast will help prevent anal fissures. Get It HereEpisode 71 The boys are in fine form on this glorious morning even though the first
order of business is admitting how stupid they can sometimes be... but
they are used to it so the pall of failure is quickly forgotten. The
subject matter for this eppy is dual or more lead guitars. So of course
Thin Lizzy is represented and many are talked about but few are played.
Wade rejoices in the fact that with a job... he has cds coming in the
mail again so we finally hear a new song of the new Danzig cd and it is
good. Carlos the official Rock Dungeon tattoo artist sends in an audio
comment reviewing the new Black Label Society cd and Michael plays one
of the "bonus" tracks off of it for Carlos. The intro is Skit Skat Wah
from Racer X because it features some fine dual lead work from
messengers Gilbert and Boillet. Mike plays a song from Pearl Loaf...
Meat's daughter and he goes on and on about the amazing TV show called
Z-Rock which features the band ZO2. He even plays a song from their
latest cd in honor of it's greatness. Weezer even makes it's long
delayed debut on this eppy because they finally appealed to Wade by
coming to town to play for him. A huge episode packed into less than two
hours. Downloading and listening to this episode is guaranteed to be
less painful than giving birth to a porcupine. Get It Hereepisode 70The first actual road trip inspired episode of Rock Dungeon is about to
delve into your ears. The boys had their joyous reunion roadtrip full
of music, food and fruity drinks. We find out about stalking bouncers,
overly obsessive men what and what is not pretentious when writing a
song. Mike goes a little Wylde over how Zakk is making his music
available and delivers a solid argument for downloading. A discussion
over what happens when Velvet revolver and Alice in Chains get together
and take a dump, you can listen to the results. Orianthi is oohed and
aahed over again. All of this can be yours and the price is right. Get
It HereEpisode 69Having recovered from the alcohol themed four hour monster that was
episode 68 the boys are back to bring you the normal size value meal
that is Rock Dungeon. The merits of a Koala apocalypse versus a Zombie
apocalypse are discussed. The evil empire that is Best Buy is spat upon
and the boys discuss their favorite or what they feel are the most
meaningful debut albums of all time. The boys also tease you about bands
they heard of and enjoy and stuff they got but do not play. Just
tickling the taint of your ear with that...but they do play fourteen
soon to be, should be or may never be classics for your enjoyment. Get
it now before a Koala with an Uzi comes to your workplace to make you
it's slave. Get It HereEpisode 68
This alcohol infused dungeon is extra long and extra hungover. The boys revel in the spirits of the drunken, whether it be beer, whiskey, tequila, gin, rum, moonshine, wine, bourbon, scotch or even absinthe... it can be heard here. Bar boogieing or listening to the piano man or getting cursed out by Greeks at a twilight alehouse, its here. Hangovers, alcoholism, drunken child abuse it's here. Everything alcohol related can be heard here. You need to listen to this podcast it could change your life or turn you into a street drunk begging for money outside of a liquor store so you can get your next bottle of ripple.
Get It Here Episode 67
Mike is suffering from can't remember shit syndrome and gets a bit testy
about it but still the show must go on even if their pants are off.
Wade just exudes happiness cuz he is so happy and they play some music.
Kula Shakur makes its first and probably only appearance on the podcast
as this band has been the gift joke for about 6 years. The boys discuss
what they feel is the best classic and modern release and this should
surely draw some questioning comments as perfection is strictly in the
ear of the beholder. Anyway more music is played and Mike forgets what
he is talking about for about the fifth time and the show ends. Get it
now before Mike remembers the pictures that he took of you with the
trans-gender call girl from Mississippi.
Get It HereEpisode 66Wade is feeling much better as the cheers, applause and huzzahs permeate
the show. Mike confesses that buying cds is like eating potato chips
you cannot stop at one. Mike also rants about selling out, Sharon
Osbourne, and Vagina. The boys also cast their gaze into the future to
see what music from the last 10 years will still be relevant 20 years
from now. A lot of new music is played and Steeven is properly welcomed
to the community as Mike and Wade try and figure out proper
pronunciation of Steeven's name. We also play one of his favorite bands
with a song from one of Mike's favorite movies (it really is all about
Mike). Oh and a lot of music is played. Get It HereEpisode 65
Wade, suffering with a monster headache and a painful toothache muddles
through this episode of Rock Dungeon for you the listener and Mike seems
to be feeling peckish and argumentative oh what will happen when they
throw out who they think was a good vocalist change and who wasn't.
Carlos sends in a voicemail counting down his other 4 favorite metal
bands and some good music is played. So listen and find out who won Get It HereEpisode 64
Presented for your listening pleasure is Wade and Mike's homage to that
fantastic decade of Leisure Suits, Lava Lamps, Disco, Hip Huggers, Bell
Bottoms, Star Wars and sex without consequences. The boys dig deep and
ride long into the night bringing you several layers of seventies songs
redone. They have ten songs suggested by listeners and over forty of
their own. Three and a half hours of 70s joy. Dig out your disco ball
and enjoy.
Get It HereEpisode 63
Mike and Wade recorded on a glorious Father's Day morning and celebrated
in the best way possible. Bringing you the listener fun, frivolity and
fabulous music. Two of the dungeon mascots have new releases pending and
we got some stroke from each of them Zakk Wednesday. We also have some
spankin' brand new Vince Neil, Stone Sour, Iron Maiden, Danzig and Devo.
The boys also take a musical journey back to the late 70's to let you
the listeners in on some music that scarred them and made them the way
they are. We also have a trivia from Aaron that actually made Mike cry
and run to the alter that is Gilberto and burnt some sacrifices. Yes all
this crammed into less than two hours. How do they do that? Listen and
find out.
Get It HereEpisode 62
The boys are here with Keith Knudsen... renowned prog rock expert and
Tantric sex master (working on his 5th DVD) and was Sting's Tantra
Sensei. The boys are suitably impressed with all of the credentials but
the most important was that he was fun to be around and liked to podcast
in padded bicycle shorts. While you listen to this podcast your mind
will expand with all of the rock possibilities that you probably have
been missing. The clips are extra long to further alter your mind. The
fun had while recording will only add to the experience. If you listen
to the podcast backwards your sex life will improve immeasurably.
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It HereEpisode 61The boys are back in another scintillating episode of music, mayhem and
merriment. The boys have a discussion about Power Trios. What makes a
good one, and what actually qualifies as one and examples are played.
Pantera, before Diamonds became Dimebags. Wade drops another winner at
the bluenote oasis. All this can be yours for free. You know ya wanna
try it. Just do it. Get It HereEpisode 60Rock Dungeon 60: We Say Goodbye and You Say Hello
The boys are back after a much too long absence. They mourn the loss of
Dio and realize that without them the Rock and Metal world goes to shit.
They are back with a solid two hours of emotion and music. They do an
oops trivia from Aaron a voice mail from Carlos. Welcome a new forum
member and try a shake the rust from their layoff. Better get it now
before they decide to take another vacation.
Get It HereAs heard on Episode 60 here is the link to get their music Elettrika MusicEpisode 59
The boys welcome you to the last dungeon for a while. This episode is shorter, leaner and poignant. We have a trivia from Aaron and voice mail for Carlos and as much music that could be crammed into One and a half hours. Savor this episode it might be gone.
Get It Here Episode 58
The boys are celebrating some birthdays Wade's and Chris' so much
birthday cheer and cake for everyone. You need to sign up for Icake to
get your cake download. News is gone and the boys do what they do best
and talk about music and then they talk about more music and Aaron has a
trivia and we have a flashback and an under the bed a pimping and a new
segment... the 2nd loudest guitar in the world. It is appropriate that
the podcast ends where we talk about the passing of a couple rock stars.
So love it like it's your brother from another mother.
Get It HereEpisode 57
The boys play like an oldies radio station from Bizarro World. That's right this is the mighty 1960's cover episode we have all been waiting for. You know it's going to be good when Wade does like a half-baked intro. There is mucho listener content. Listen as TJ breaks the rules...or bends them for his WIZARD, Lord Shaper says no, I need to play two cover songs and he does while being at a Teaparty, Newcomer Barb get's 2 because she changed her mind and Mike was not sure if he played the right one or not... plus her other choice was way too cool to not be included. We are sitting on needles and pins while listening to Greg's choice, the smell of cinnamon was in the air during Chris' choice and AAron told us to Kiss off 2000 times. Michael plays a lot of Paul Gilbert in his master plan to further drag more into the lair of El Gilberto. No regular stuff... all covers baby... enjoy
Get It Here episode 56
The boys are bringing the music back to the Rock Dungeon... Huh? When did it leave?... Oh... More music than ever before. Dust bunnies are moved out of the way for Mike's under the bed pick because nothing much is known about them and none of the players really did anything else... a true under the bed treasure. Greg (AllRoy) throws in his pick for greatest drinking song ever and is sent packing but he responds with a jewel among gems that causes Mike to go into a tizzy and scrounge Amazon Marketplace as the show is being recorded. Two bands that are following Mike get their day in the dungeon and their is news and releases. Unfortunately the fantastic trivia from Aaron had to be deleted because Skype was being a douche and making Aaron sound like a Martian. Get it now before your Grandmother fires up the crack pipe again.
Episode 55
The boys are up to their usual hijinks at their new recording time and
day. You can tell that it still is not comfortable for them. In this
eppy they celebrate the birthday of the official tattoo artist of the
Rock Dungeon ... Carlos. They provide almost three hours of unbridaled
passion and majesty... well ok maybe not unbridaled....and come to think
about it their is almost no majesty... but their is passion. Not that
smut book redtube kinda passion either... but true, long lasting,
everburning passion. The kind of passion that other music podcasters
dream about... well probably not... but Wade and Mike do. Anyway we
have a passionate trivia from Aaron and enough music to float a
battleship around. Get it before it sinks from the overload of passion.
Get it HereEpisode 54
The boys are back after the infamous "guilty pleasure" episode and are a bit mellower as they are recording this episode at night. In this episode we learn many things: Mike prefers a picture or image for self-pleasure, some gaps are to far for even Evel Kneivel, the difference between listeners and contributers, Damian's birthday, why every band should follow us on twitter and what are disco doughnuts? The usual suspects are on and a trivia sent in by Greg to Aaron. a new contest is also announced so hurry and download before the crotch runs out of your underwear.
Episode 53
Do you want some bacon to go with that cheese. Yes this is the much
ballyhooed and requested Guilty Pleasure episode of Rock Dungeon. Revel
in the silky smooth velveeta that is brought by Wade. Roll around in
pleasure with the brie like cheesy consistency of Michael's picks. Find
out how certain people play drums while listening to Phil Collins naked.
Shiver in the ecstasy that is brought by Harpsichord stylings of the
multi octave Amos. Prince before he was a symbol to everything crappy.
Sherriffs, Rollers and Akon oh my. Pinks and Blues and the Archies too.
Wade and Michael are so guilty it's painful. Tell your friends... on
second thought don't. Get It HereEpisode 52
The Boys are in fine form as the rhymin' cherry pieman Wade throws down his intro and Mike realizes that Wade fails miserably at being a redneck. They mix it up and to their surprise do prestty well at a "hell" of a trivia from Aaron. The dust bunnies are cleared out from under the bed and they try to figure out who else would lie to you for your love. Mike flashbacks an ICONic band and Wade gets his Spanish freak on with his pimp. Mike does a poorly executed mashup called Dream Maiden and much love is thrown to the listeners of this podcast. Their is a shit ton of content in this episode... get it NOW... or forever hold your own piece.
Get It HereEpisode 51
Rock Dungeon 51 begins with an Airbourne assault and ends with a big Godsmack. Wade is back doing the intro and the boys talk about their happy magical place. Aaron brings his usual trivia excellence and a first for the Dungeon... a Dedication from Mike to Barb (Eat your heart out Casey). The boys Pimp the Flashback under the bed and the date is set for the next "special" episode. Crimson Pig earns Mike's undying love with some amazing generosity and couple wrongs are righted. Kick back fire up a bat pop a beer and enjoy.
EPISODE 50
The boys are in fine form especially Michael as he has not been this loud and obnoxious in many an episode. He is so excited to have made it to 50. Over three hours of podcast gold where we learn that when the boys were young Wade was a sexual god and taught Michael everything there is to know about pleasing a lady, that Michael also has a great fondness for Christian keyboard pop from the '70s, Aaron steals an episode theme in his trivia and does Wade really fantasize about having Yoko in his mouth. You can find out the answer to these burning questions by just downloading the episode. It's free you know.
Get It HereEpisode 49
The boys are back and Mike's age is obviously catching up with him because he cannot remember shit. Three times he forgets where he is and what he is doing. The Rock Dungeon has achieved some notoriety as we are an unnamed source for Classic Rock Magazine and we speak with "good authority" Yeah right...stupid bastards. Wade and Mike also have some Valentine's make-up sex with a couple listeners who were a little late to the party and a positive shitload of music is played. Welcome to the Rock Dungeon's longest episode ever (for now) Get it now before Mike forgets what he is doing again.
Get It HereSongs Played:
TYR - Olavur Riddararos
Winters Verge - For I Have Sinned
Vandenberg - Burning Heart
Justin Currie - What Is Love
Ted Nugent - Aborigine
Steve Vai - Head Cuttin' Duel
Nine Pound hammer - Shotgun In The Chevy
Rob Zombie - Sick Bubblegum
Wig Wam - Rocket Through My Heart
Sum 41 - No Reason
Kings Of The Sun - Black Leather
The Truth - Weapons Of Love
Warlord - Child Of The Damned
HIM - In The Arms Of Rain
Smoking Popes - Sandra
Roger Daltry - Under A Raging Moon
Jeff Beck - Blanket
The Briggs - Filtered
Pretty Maids - Another Shot Of Your Love
Episode 48
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Songs:
Brighton Rock - Can't Wait For The Night
H:I:M - Wicked Game
Trampled Under Foot - Have I Ever Told You
Motorhead - Love Me Like A Reptile
The Moody Blues - Nights In White Satin
Rammstein - Du Hast
AFI - Wester
Asia - Without You
Kiss - Burn Bitch Burn
Alkaline Trio - This Could Be Love
Queensryche - Another Rainy Night
W.A.S.P. - Animal
Forty Deuce - Say
Vanishing Point - Breathe
Pete Krebs - Fortune Valentines
Wednesday 13 - Happily Ever Cadaver
UFO - Try MeEpisode 47
The Boys are here in episode 47 just bringing the tunes, news, unwanted opinions, sexual innuendos and everything else that makes you want to listen. After listening you will know what a Pod God is, Post punk Laptop rap, where to find a picture of a penis so huge your head will explode, How Do-Nots became Donots, How Wildhearts cannot be broken and so much more there is not enough space on here or in your head to absorb it all. You will have to listen three times just to get a glimmer of the knowledge that can be bestowed on you with just this one episode. Get it now before it is illegal to listen to this episode except for under the sheets in your bed late at night.Paul Gilbert & Freddie Nelson - Down To Mexico
Tony Carey - Person To Person
MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
Rammstein - Ich Tu Dir Weh
Raven - Fuel To The Fire
Van Stephenson - Modern Day Delilah
Laaz Rocket - Spared From The Fire
FM - Riding The Thunder
The Donots - Calling
Overkill - Hello From The Gutter
Bruce Kulick - Hand Of The King
Flogging Molly - Every Dog Has His Day
Scorpions - The Last Song
Sevendust - Enemy
Live - Century
Tokyo Blade - Someone To Love
Michael Monroe - She's No Angel
The Wildhearts - Sick Of DrugsGet It Here
Episode 46
 The boys are back after the week of computer issues and bring you a super-sized edition of the world famous Rock Dungeon podcast. The rust is showing as cues are missed bumpers are sung (badly) and the sound quality suffered from bad settings (sorry). Damian comes through with an audio comment from down under and also talks about the skills that Yoko may have at the very end of the show (I Do Mean The Very End). Aaron is a happy camper as he hammers out a trivia suggestion from Greg(Allroy). Music old and new is on display. A cornucopia of auditory delight awaits you...Enjoy Get It Here
Episode 45
Episode 45 brings us almost back to normal. We continue to delve into the more unsavory aspects of Mike's "personal" life involving Dora the Explorer and a threesome with Kip Winger and Joey Tempest. Yoko pops up and leaves a bad taste in their mouths. We have two weeks of news and releases...lots of music that will make you want to swing with pudding. Also the boys plead for love in February and trivia from the awesomeness that is Aaron.
Get It HereEpisode 44
The boys bring out their tops of 2009 and Crimson Pig, Lord Shaper and Aaron also get their choices in much to the delight of Wade and Mike. We have an extra long trivia segment from Aaron which stifles any self respect the boys had gathered over the previous 3 weeks. The boys also throw out a special song for a special drummer who will be kicking it in Heaven now. The music is killer in the first annual best of 2009 get it now before 2010 buries you under its layers of awesome.
Get It HereEpisode 43
The Boys have the after Holiday blues. Drinking beer and drowning their sorrows in the music that pumps in their veins. No trivia this week (Aaron is also suffering the holiday blues). Mike and Wade try and spice it up by switching roles and a half-assed tribute to Bo Diddly. Rants against child molestation and cd branding. The winner is also announced for Rock Dungeon's first contest. Tune in, Tune out...Just do it...before the Kool Nutz are bouncing off of your chin 
Get It HereEpisode 42Episode 42 is bringing the Christmas cheer as the boys don their Santa caps and unload their sacks full of Xmas Rock toys. Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the Rock Dungeon not a creature was stirring except Mike and Wade purring (so sue me it rhymes). The tunes were put in the episode with care in hopes that their listeners would always be there. With a pelvic thrust there and a crotch grab here they are spreading the Rock Dungeon cheer. Now Lynott, now Dylan, now Lemmy and Billy. On Lennon, on Gilbert, on Wednesday and Presley. To the top of the charts to the top of our hearts. Now rock away, rock away, rock away all. Merry Christmas DungeoneersGet It HereEpisode 41 Rock Dungeon 41: The March of the Armored Taint
In this our fantastic 41st episode of the Rock Dungeon the boys talk about their roadtrip together to Ironville, New York birthplace of the Electric Age The lost hotels and the quality “alone” time they got to spend together. Listen in awe as Mike talks about getting his taint tickled by a singer in Norway. Gasp in amazement as Wade extols the virtues and his love of Piggies and Chinese misfits. Aaron dishes up some trivia in all of his sweaty hotness along with the usual news, views and releases that are fit to podcast. All of this and more can be yours…just freaking download it…it’s free you know ;)
Get It Here Episode 40
The Boys bring you an extra super-sized selection of salacious songs to be the soundtrack of your life. There is so much content in this episode it was like squeezing 20 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag. We cover your rock landscape with much fertilizer to grow a bountiful Rock Garden for you to play in. We have some audio feedback from Damian with a question... we have trivia from Aaron with no words to describe it we have a double dose of pimpin' and flashbackin'...2 weeks of releases and news... a lot of sad news but news none the less. So download and reap the harvest of rock for your brain.
Get It Here Episode 39 Those lovable Man-Wenches Wade and Mike are back... so raise your sails...drink some rum...swab your decks...make merry with your wenches or man-wenches...whichever is your style...and prepare to set sail for that glittering island called The Rock Dungeon. We are playing Rock gold and digging up some rare treasures and scraping the barnacles off some old hulls and Christening some new Norwegian ships that will set sail in 2010. We have news, views and releases and Captain Aarrron fires broadside and hits with his Greaming trivia. Get it now before the ship sails without you. This podcast is rated Arrrrr
Not all is happy in Pirate land. We have lost a friend and listener in the past week...Eric Martin...rest in peace my friend you will be missed.
Get It Here Episode 38 The boys are firing on all cylinders discussing such subjects as New Jersey (the state not the Bon Jovi release), Aerosmith again, and a fantastic new twist on trivia from Aaron. We hear much music and one song from the band Kepi Ghoulie that will lodge in your head forever moving in and staying like the fish smell your house has after cooking fish...or the litter box smell that you do not notice but everybody who comes to your house does...you know what we mean. We dare you...We triple dog dare you to not sing along with the song as it's playing. Anyway...Enjoy
Get it Here Episode 37 This episode is like Pinocchio sitting on a toilet taking a big dump and not having anything to wipe with. The boys are at it again...bringing you fresh new tunes and fresh old tomes. We talk about our recent roadtrip...pay homage to a couple of our listeners...some drum talk...Aerosmith, Zakk, inadvertent football talk because Mike gets confused easily at his age and the welcome return of Trivia from Aaron (yay). So what would Pinocchio's poop look like?
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Episode 36 Rock Dungeon 36...a normal episode (if anything we do is normal) no theme...no agenda...just bringing you the news and noteworthy releases as we see it. No trivia this episode (sadness) but lots of rockin' tunes including some Sheriffs, Wasps, Foxes, Taints, Vultures, Dads and some Ghouls...throw in some Murder and you got yourselves a show. We talk of our love of Finland and wish we could be Sentenced there. We also correct a glaring error from a previous episode...all that and more can be yours...and the price is right. Get It Here: http://cdn3.libsyn.com/therockdungeon/Rock_Dungeon_36.mp3?nvb=20091102215058&nva=20091103220058&t=0a525b2ac0b05017ed228
Episode 35In Rock Dungeon episode 35 the boys are hanging in the house with all the cool decorations on the lawn just waiting for you to come to the door and say Trick or Treat so they can drop a tune in your pillowcase. Even Charlie Brown would get something cool at our house, Linus is screwed though...he is hanging in a pumpkin patch with Sally. Anyway we tried to keep a monster theme going in this eppy, Godzilla, King Kong, Werewolves, Ghosts, Zombies and Beasts of all sorts pop in and say hi. So download it before the popcorn balls go stale Get It Here: . http://cdn2.libsyn.com/therockdungeon/Rock_Dungeon_35.mp3?nvb=20091027003545&nva=20091028004545&t=0d1ab5c7c5b16d63041e6Episode 33Episode 33 sometimes gets mistaken for a condom in many a TV ad. It is made with real Rock Music...unfortunately its the tongues, hooves, balls and eyes...but it still rocks. This episode brings us our second Audio feedback ever...from Lord Shaper himself...unfortunately we disappoint...we could not play a song for Master Shaper and lets not go into how much suck we pulled on the trivia from Aaron. We do play some awesome rock byproducts that will provide you with your recommended daily requirement of rock and metal however. So strap on the shackles and get it HERE: http://cdn1.libsyn.com/therockdungeon/Rock_Dungeon_33.mp3?nvb=20091012213934&nva=20091013214934&t=022f7925faabbb7c917cf
Episode 27Episode 27 is being wheeled out on a stretcher from a strip club, heroine needle in its arm, skin turning blue, a powdery residue under it's nose. The boys revisit Spinal Tap, break down the new Dream Theater and play songs Heath does not like. Oh Joy! The paddles are coming out now....Clear!! Get It Here Episode 26Episode 26 is sneaking out of a jizz joint near you. Seedy, deplorable, bad smelling, a look of smugness mixed with embarrassment. The boys delve deeper into Mike's obsession with Paul Gilbert and conjure a disturbing face of death. Welcome new listener Bryan and wonder how come Mike has not earned the nickname fingercuffs. Is that baby lotion you smell? Get it Here Episode 25Episode 25 is wandering by a polluted river, garbage piled up on the sides. Over there a Motley Crue is wrapped around the neck of a dead duck…Is that a Skid Row floating amongst a rainbow film. On this episode it’s back to business we have douchbags galore Zakk, Paul, Eddie…we play some tunes, some unsullied Steele, Extreme darkness and finish with a Boston tea party. Episode 25 turns to you…a single tear trickles down it’s weathered cheek Get it HereVirgin Steele-We Rule the NightThe Darkness-Love On The Rocks With No IceExtreme-Get The Funk OutIron Maiden-WrathchildBoston-More Than A Feeling (Studio Rehearsal w/Michael Sweet) Unava ilable Episode 24Episode 24 is the weird looking puppy you brought home from Mexico, he was sweet and just attached itself to you. It was expensive paying the illegal alien to smuggle him into the States but so worth it for such devotion. The Metal Prospector introduces the show as we dive deep into the unplugged, acoustic side of rock but still find time to discuss auto-erotic asphyxiation, breast feeding and the new genre called twat rock. Hurry up and get it before you bring your new pet to the vet for a checkup and find out you have brought home a rat. Get it HereLinkies to the songs and albums: Do You Love Me, from Kiss: MTV UnpluggedHalellujah by Paramore, from RIOT! (live)Princess Valium, by Dogs D'Amour from King of ThievesWay Beyond Empty by Black Label Society from Book of ShadowsYou've Got No Friends by Bourbon Crow from Long Way To the BottomHurricane by Bob Dylan from The Rolling Thunder RevueI am Satan, by Paul Gilbert from Acoustic SamuraiThe Lady Wore Black, by QueensrycheRebel Yell by Billy Idol from VH1 StorytellersLife In Technicolor ii by Coldplay, from Prospekt's MarchLearning to Fall by Ricky Warwick from Love Many, Trust FewLet Down by Radiohead, from OK ComputerRadar Love by Golden Earring from Naked TruthEpisode 23Podcast 23 likes to hang out in your laundry hamper, hoping and praying for just a sniff of some soiled underclothes, and when you are gone, it dances around the house, using a bra as a jump rope and wearing your thong on it's head like a surgeons mask. Paul pops in for a visit, Heath and Mike debate a possible new Queen vocalist and we hear from the Metal Prospector. Hey look, you mark your underwear the same as I do… yellow for the front and brown for the back Get it HereEpisode 22Episode 22 watched a lot of Kung Fu with David Carradine and decided to become a buddhist rock-monk. Training in the art of hand to hand combat while listening to the Scorpions, Foreigner, and Dethklok, we await the day when we may take the guitar pick from our master's hand and leave this place, traveling the world, getting into all sorts of adventures. Join our training, as we discuss important issues to the new field of kung fu power rock, but do not cross us or abuse us, because then we would be forced to strike at you with our Tiger style technique, followed by the Praying Mantis technique, and lastly, the Poodle Hair technique. Wise kung fu rock master once say, "to master one's inner self, one must first master bate." Get It HereEpisode 21Episode 21 is like that weird kid in elementary school, you know the one that would floss his nose with spaghetti, turn his eyelids inside out, put ketchup in his chocolate milk and drink it, anything for attention. In this episode we play music (surprise jazz hands), we talk releases (not genital) and we have news (more GnR ughhh). The topic du Jour is spectacle rock, where will we find it now. Get it now...oh no the weird kid has his sloppy joe in one hand and the front of his pants pulled out with the other. Get It HereEpisode 20Episode 20 is like that old copy of your Dad’s Hustler magazine stuck between your mattress and boxspring…so many memories …so much lotion. We have Wailin’ Wade giving us the Quakes, Country Def Leppard, Douche Baggery from Record Companies and an apologetic musical intro…open up and enjoy the centerfold... get it now before your mother walks in. Get It HereEpisode 19Episode 19 took its life savings to Reno and bet it all on roulette, choosing Black 7.
Black 7 did not win.
Episode 19 is now homeless on the street, scouring trash cans for half eaten sandwiches and wilted scraps of lettuce beneath the used condoms and coffee grounds, offering to wash windshields for a quarter and soliciting strangers for donations with the incentive of a sexual favor.
Join us as we talk about Big Cock (!), soft spoken men from the Netherlands who can put you to sleep faster than an audio book read by Sam Elliot, plus an unexpected Heaven and Hell review and the usual highlights of douche-baggery, cunning wordplay, and derring do.
Please remember, though, we will work for food. Well, not for food, but for CDs. There's nothing we won't do.
Even you.
http://cdn1.libsyn.com/therockdungeon/Rock_Dungeon_19.mp3 Episode 18 Episode 18 is lying face down in a gutter, crack of it’s ass showing above the stained camo fatigues, the smell of a Chinese restaurant dumpster rising in an almost visible cloud. Sharon Osbourne rears her ugly head again like the viper she is, Paul Stanley pops in to give us permission to play one Kiss song. We go SciFi digging and close it out by going Airbourne. Download it before it wakes up and decides to eat the eggroll stuck in its butt…at least you hope that’s an eggroll Get It Here Episode 17Episode 17 is in your face like the meathead football jock in high school, putting your head in the toilet, giving you a swirley, while at the same time pulling your shorts off so the cheerleaders can admire your pimply ass. We pull a “Seinfeld” for 30 minutes and then finally play a tune. We talk releases, MCR gravitas, and the budding relationship between Miley Cyrus and John Lennon. Download it, love it, call it George…before the jock notices the urinal cake and your pretty mouth. Episode 16 Episode 16 of Mike Manning's Rock Dungeon is a lot like Walter Matthau: grumpy on the surface, but really just wanting to be held. We bring the first guest host into the studio (Wailin' Wade) and put a bullet in the head of the relevance argument once and for all. Plus we talk about Heads of Diamond, cartoon metal bands, Eyes that like to 69, and bands that are so anti establishment that they become anti-good. So strap yourself in for another roller coaster of an episode, because this one shows no mercy and takes no prisoners. Kind of like Sharon Osbourne on a bad day. Get It Here Episode 15Episode 15 is slapping your face like that Tijuana crack whore when you told her that she smelled like tamales and apple cider vinegar. In this episode we cover just about everything, from douches to bass player man love to Hee Haw. Well, we lied about the Hee Haw, but we cover more crap than those fancy litter boxes with the roof. So sit back on the sofa and open your ears, because this crack whore wants to slap you again, but this time she wants you to call her "Jimbo." Get it Here
Episode 14- Now in a MankiniEpisode 14 was picked up by the fuzz for indecent exposure and is calling YOU with it's one phone call from jail. Join in on the discussion as we introduce a new segment, "rock bargains," talk about the douche bags of the week, show your our Whitesnake, and then introduce you to our Jolly Roger. Yo Ho, me hearties, this here ship is a Man o War! Enjoy the episode, but don't forget to bring the bail money, because there's a big dude in the corner called Delores who keeps sucking his teeth and talking about how he wants to make us feel like virgins again. And not in a good way.
Episode 13 Episode 13 is knocking on your door asking if you're it's real father and making thinly veiled threats regarding missed child support payments. In this week's show, we discuss some Eddie Van Halen tapping on a fake guitar, some live CD/DVD combo packages worth checking out, and lovingly rock your balls off with a couple of the hardest tracks we've played so far on the Dungeon from some bands that you might not have heard of. If you don't like what you hear, we're going to tell the Child Services agent just where exactly you touched us. GET IT HERE
Episode 12Episode 12 is crashing on your couch while it looks for a job, all the while looking at your girlfriend inappropriately and making comments about her tan lines. We discuss what it means when a band becomes irrelevant, and how it's happening to more bands than you'd think, and we highlight the coming releases that you oughtta pick up this week. We talk douches again, and then move on to our featured album, which puts a new twist on the word "outlaw." Get it now, before we decide we like your couch and girlfriend so much that we move in for good. Get it Here Direct Link: http://cdn3.libsyn.com/therockdungeon/Rock_Dungeon_12.mp3?nvb=20090309013800&nva=20090310014800&t=0b011cbbf8a2a29b7320dEpisode 11 Episode 11 is served up hot and ready, just like that Bangkok teenager from college you thought no one else knew about. In this episode, we point out the falling star that has become U2, discuss cold gin with Paul Stanley's baby, and take long hard look at Mr Big, and that's just the tip of it.Get it here: http://media.libsyn.com/media/therockdungeon/Rock_Dungeon_11.mp3
Episode 10This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we roll out Phase II of the Rock Dungeon. A new format, a new direction, but same focus on the fun side of rock music. Hosts Mike Manning and Heath Holland chat about the latest news to come down the pipeline, and talk about what they've been listening to lately. The Rock Dungeon is back! Download it here: http://media.libsyn.com/media/therockdungeon/Rock_Dungeon_10.mp3to download, right click link and click "save link as"
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